Everyone who believes in telekinesis, raise my hand.

I want to be cremated, and I want my ashes blown in Uri Geller's eyes.

Science is a search for basic truths about the Universe, a search which develops statements that appear to describe how the Universe works, but which are subject to correction, revision, adjustment, or even outright rejection, upon the presentation of better or conflicting evidence.

I am in a very peculiar business: I travel all over the world telling people what they should already know.

Those who believe without reason cannot be convinced by reason.

There is a distinct difference between having an open mind and having a hole in your head from which your brain leaks out.

I don't expect that the million will ever be won, simply because there is no confirming evidence for any paranormal claims to date.