There isn't a single professional sports season now that doesn't go on at least a month too long. Baseball starts in football weather, and football in baseball weather, and basketball overlaps them both.

A government is the only vessel that leaks from the top.

Americans have always been able to handle austerity and even adversity. Prosperity is what is doing us in.

Stick with the optimists. It's going to be tough enough even if they're right.

He inherited some good instincts from his Quaker forebearers, but by diligent hard work, he overcame them.

Wealth is conspicuous, but poverty hides.

Golf is the Lord's punishment for man's sins.