The most dangerous food is wedding cake.

Authors of light pieces have, nobody knows why, a genius for getting into minor difficulties: they walk into the wrong apartments, they drink furniture polish for stomach bitters, they drive their cars into the prize tulip beds of haughty neighbors, they playfully slap gangsters, mistaking them for old school friends.

All men kill the thing they hate, too, unless, of course, it kills them first.

My drawings have been described as pre-internationalist, meaning that they were finished before the ideas for them had occurred to me. I shall not argue the point.

So much has already been written about everything that you can't find out anything about it.

He who hesitates is sometimes saved.

No male can beat a female in the long run because they have it over us in sheer, damn longevity.