If you wonder which is the stronger sex, watch which one twists the other around her little finger.

There are two kinds of light - the glow that illuminates, and the glare that obscures.

If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons.

Quick, name some towns in New Jersey

It is better to know some of the questions than all of the answers.

No male can beat a female in the long run because they have it over us in sheer, damn longevity.

Salvador [Dali] was brought up in Spain, a country colored by the legends of Hannibal, El Greco, and Cervantes. I was brought up in Ohio, a region steeped in the tradition of Coxey's Army, the Anti-Saloon League, and William Howard Taft.