A husband should not insult his wife publicly, at parties. He should insult her in the privacy of the home.
I'm sixty-five and I guess that puts me in with the geriatrics, but if there were fifteen months in every year, I'd only be forty-eight.
You can fool too many of the people too much of the time.
Let us not look back in anger, nor forward in fear, but around in awareness.
A woman's place is in the wrong.
Comedy has ceased to be a challenge to the mental processes. It has become a therapy of relaxation, a kind of tranquilizing drug.