Love is blind, but desire just doesn't give a good goddamn
Two is company, four is a party, three is a crowd. One is a wanderer.
The animals that depend on instinct have an inherent knowledge of the laws of economics and of how to apply them; Man, with his powers of reason, has reduced economics to the level of a farce which is at once funnier and more tragic than Tobacco Road.
Let the meek inherit the earth -- they have it coming to them.
Sixty minutes of thinking of any kind is bound to lead to confusion and unhappiness.
It was Lisa, aged five, whose mother asked her to thank my wife for the peas we had sent them from our garden. 'I thought the peas were awful, I wish you and Mrs. Thurber were dead, and I hate trees,' said Lisa.