Sixty minutes of thinking of any kind is bound to lead to confusion and unhappiness.

The only rules comedy can tolerate are those of taste, and the only limitations those of libel.

All men kill the thing they hate, too, unless, of course, it kills them first.

I do not have a psychiatrist and I do not want one, for the simple reason that if he listened to me long enough, he might become disturbed.

At forty my faculties may have closed up like flowers at evening, leaving me unable to write my memoirs with a fitting and discreet inaccuracy, or, having written them, unable to carry them to the publisher.

Columbus is a town in which almost anything is likely to happen, and in which almost everything has.

Speed is scarcely the noblest virtue of graphic composition, but it has its curious rewards. There is a sense of getting somewhere fast, which satisfies a native American urge.