Women deserve to have more than 12 years between 28 and 40.

Sanity, soundness, and sincerity, of which gleams and strains can still be found in the human brain under powerful microscopes, flourish only in a culture of clarification, which is now becoming harder and harder to detect with the naked eye.

Discussion in America means dissent.

No male can beat a female in the long run because they have it over us in sheer, damn longevity.

There are two kinds of light - the glow that illuminates, and the glare that obscures.

If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons.

The only rules comedy can tolerate are those of taste, and the only limitations those of libel.