A wet dog is lovingest.

Man is flying too fast for a world that is round. Soon he will catch up with himself in a great rear end collision.

A peril of the night road is that flecks of dust and streaks of bug blood on the windshield look to me like old admirals in uniform, or crippled apple women, or the front edge of barges, and I whirl out of their way, thus going into ditches and fields and up on front lawns, endangering the life of authentic admirals and apple women who may be out on the roads for a breath of air before retiring.

Youcanfooltoomanyofthepeopletoomuchofthetime. See Lincoln 510:35.

Boys are beyond the range of anybody's sure understanding, at least when they are between the ages of 18 months and 90 years.

I hate women because they have brought into the currency of our language such expressions as "all righty" and "yes indeedy" and hundreds of others.

If you wonder which is the stronger sex, watch which one twists the other around her little finger.