Humor is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility.
A husband should not insult his wife publicly, at parties. He should insult her in the privacy of the home.
Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more.
Somebody has said that woman's place is in the wrong. That's fine. What the wrong needs is a woman's presence and a woman's touch. She is far better equipped than men to set it right.
Love is blind, but desire just doesn't give a good goddamn
Writers of comedy have outlook, whereas writers of tragedy have, according to them, insight.