If I have sometimes seemed to make fun of Woman, I assure you it has only been for the purpose of egging her on.

Don't get it right, just get it written.

Love is what you've been through with somebody.

I loathe the expression “What makes him tick.” It is the American mind, looking for simple and singular solutions, that uses the foolish expression. A person not only ticks, he also chimes and strikes the hour, falls and breaks and has to be put together again, and sometimes stops like an electric clock in a thunderstorm.

If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons.

(Cartoon caption:) I never really rallied after the birth of my first child.

A false or misunderstood word may create as much disaster as a sudden thoughtless act.