My daughter asked me when she came home from school, "What's the financial crisis?" and I said, it's something that happens every five to seven years.
Jamie DimonDon't do anything stupd. And don't waste money. Let everybody else waste money and do stupid things; then we'll buy them.
Jamie DimonTheir [American banks] big issue will be if they want to deal with the biggest companies, which are doing a lot of business overseas. How they do that is a big question. It's almost impossible to build a global investment bank from scratch. If they want to do that, they probably will have to do an acquisition.
Jamie DimonIf you talk to anyone involved in business - forget banks and big business - talk to small businesses - do it yourself, don't ask me - they'll tell you it's crippling. Small-business formation is the lowest it has ever been in a recovery, and it's really for two reasons. One is regulations and the second is access to capital for people starting new businesses.
Jamie Dimon