When the show is over we still have to pay our rent, we have to buy food. We have to do all the same things that you do.

If you get a show named after you, and then play another character, that's fine. But if you do a show that's an ensemble show like... MASH, then you're in trouble.

When the show is over we still have to pay our rent, we have to buy food. We have to do all the same things that you do.

Vancouver is a beautiful area, I don't care what time of the year you're there. Vancouver and Calgary. Great places in Canada.

There's this Lebanese lady I dearly loved who raised 13 children in Toledo, and she retired in Phoenix. She said, I get up every morning and say, Thank you, God. I do the same thing now.

I got tired of reading that everybody was either coming out of the closet or they were abused or had some kind of substance problem.

If you want good sketches, go pick up Sid Caesar. The best of Your Show of Shows. That's the greatest sketch comedy you'll ever see on television.