When the show is over we still have to pay our rent, we have to buy food. We have to do all the same things that you do.

I got tired of reading that everybody was either coming out of the closet or they were abused or had some kind of substance problem.

I helped set The Gong Show. I've done so many game shows. I've helped create game shows.

If you want good sketches, go pick up Sid Caesar. The best of Your Show of Shows. That's the greatest sketch comedy you'll ever see on television.

I tried to make it a simple as possible for people so they could pronounce my name.

You accumulate a great deal of acquaintances and friendships over the years, and you can't always spend as much time as you would like.

I never met the second happiest man, or the first happiest man, so I can't judge where I fall into that category.