One of the terrible things about doing movies is that the writers never consider the temperature outside.

I think Canadian talent is exceptional. You continually show us up here in the States with your brilliancy.

When the show is over we still have to pay our rent, we have to buy food. We have to do all the same things that you do.

I've been out on the book tour going through Pittsburgh, St Louis and Cleveland, Dayton and Orlando, Raleigh-Durham. I sign many books for people.

Usually you'd do the summer scenes in the winter. So you're out there with a T-shirt and hope nobody sees your air that you're breathing out. We put ice cubes in our mouth to stop that from happening.

Sometimes I want to go into Saturday Night Live and rewrite some of the sketches because they're really not that good.

I tried to make it a simple as possible for people so they could pronounce my name.