One of the terrible things about doing movies is that the writers never consider the temperature outside.

Canada has given us John Candy and Martin Short and Bill Shatner and Lord knows how many other wonderful performers.

There's this Lebanese lady I dearly loved who raised 13 children in Toledo, and she retired in Phoenix. She said, I get up every morning and say, Thank you, God. I do the same thing now.

I am not the captain of my ship. My ship is out there, but I don't have my course. You never know in this business.

Usually you'd do the summer scenes in the winter. So you're out there with a T-shirt and hope nobody sees your air that you're breathing out. We put ice cubes in our mouth to stop that from happening.

I helped set The Gong Show. I've done so many game shows. I've helped create game shows.

One of the terrible things about doing movies is that the writers never consider the temperature outside.