A woman's posterior is the key to my heart.

If you look at how long the Earth has been here, we're living in the blink of an eye. So, whatever it is you want to do, you go out and do it.

My worst hair experience was when I was trying to relax my hair and my grandmother did it. It went all straight and I looked like a black Bee Gee.

all of us feel special inside to where we feel as if we are the best, unique, or blessed. of course this is true, our error in this thought process is we forget that all the other people and all living things are just as special as we feel about ourselve.

All of us black comedians are trying to be mainstream, but you don't want to lose the edge.

We can't wave a magic wand and get rid of any of these people's problems, but what they want is they want to be heard.

I am a comedian and you guys know whatever I say, I don't mean any of it.