I am a comedian and you guys know whatever I say, I don't mean any of it.

What we do in New Orleans, man - we party!

All of us black comedians are trying to be mainstream, but you don't want to lose the edge.

I'm bad on Valentine's Day, but even worse on Christmas. I go shopping at nine o'clock on December 24th every year. Nobody else is there. I'm in Toys'R'Us all by myself. I get there five minutes before closing.

Will.i.am and I performed at Wango Tango. That's when my daughter said that I had made it in music.

She still talks to me now, only now she talks to me in my dreams. And I can't wait to go to sleep tonight because we have a lot to talk about. I love you.

I love music. I've always wanted to do music, even when I started out as a comedian.