You know what? I never really factor Hollywood into anything. I'm a black actor, so I can't really control what Hollywood thinks. I gotta go do my thing, and my jokes have got to be funny. Whatever I do has got to be great.

It's like church over here. It's like church in here. First of all, give an honor to God and our Lord and Savior Barack Obama.

You gotta have the balls to go out there and be funny, man.

And perfect happiness? Man, that's a...the pool is about 92 degrees, the Jacuzzi is about 102 and an avocado farm.

I went to college on a classical piano scholarship. My grandmother made me practice one full hour a day. Every day. Man. I thought all she wanted was for me not to have any fun. Next thing you know, you have a career in music. Now, not everybody's going to go on and be Mozart or Michael Jackson. But music makes you smarter.

Doc Rivers been hoarse since birth

I really wanted to just be a musician. I didn't want to be anything else, but I was funny and all that.