My homies that are around me never give me that 'star pass'. I've hung out with some stars who are playing basketball and everyone let's them score all the baskets. Shooting pool, they let them make all the shots. My homies don't let me get away with that.

I'm bad on Valentine's Day, but even worse on Christmas. I go shopping at nine o'clock on December 24th every year. Nobody else is there. I'm in Toys'R'Us all by myself. I get there five minutes before closing.

A lot of people may not know how competitive it is to play classical music, because when you think about it, the music that you're playing is music that's been here for years. And all you're trying to do is improve upon it when you play.

I really wanted to just be a musician. I didn't want to be anything else, but I was funny and all that.

I wish I could take what I'm feeling right now and put it in the water system, and we would all love each other.

Man, after all my grandma put into me learning the piano, that was a hard day, telling her I was telling jokes for a living.

I live young and I keep the weight off of me.