I'm a disciplinarian. I'm the tough love pet owner. I believe in very well-behaved animals.

I love performing and pretending - it's very easy for me.

I have to be careful to get out before I become the grotesque caricature of a hatchet-faced woman with big knockers.

Getting sober was the single bravest thing I've ever done and will ever do in my life.

I have a rule: Pretend you're going on a trip for two weeks, and pull what you'd wear on that two-week trip, and get rid of everything else.

People get real comfortable with their features. Nobody gets comfortable with their hair. Hair trauma. It's the universal thing.

I've been going through photos of my mother, looking back on her life and trying to put it into context. Very few people age gracefully enough to be photographed through their aging.