You cannot expect your children to be happy eating esoteric beige-colored foods when their friends get soda pop, Snickers, and Twinkies.

When you think you can't do any more repetitions, do two more.

If you're ever in a situation where you're not getting served or you can't get what you need, just cry.

I never would've imagined in the first part of my life that I could've stood up and said anything. The war in Vietnam changed me. I was so angry. Some of my speeches probably weren't well considered.

A man has every season while a woman only has the right to spring.

I'm an assistant storyteller. It's like being a waiter or a gas-station attendant, but I'm waiting on six million people a week, if I'm lucky.

Denial can be a pathology or a survival mechanism - and sometimes it's both.