If you don't do any self-examinations or see a doctor ever, you'll live forever. That's how you do it. The diagnosis is what gets you. You just have a don't ask, don't tell policy with any and all bodily functions.

If you aren't overly effusive or really nicey-nice with the press, you get a reputation for being outspoken or difficult.

Pedestrian's rights - because we live in California, I've got to address this issue. I don't know where on the fence I am about that. I suppose if I'm walking, I'm all for it, but if I'm driving, that's a whole other can of worms.

I'm sorry for being me. I won't ever do it again.

I actually was class clown, but I don't know how that happened because I've never been considered an outwardly funny person-as the people in this room will attest.

Blood may be thicker than water, but it is still sticky, unpleasant and generally nauseating.

You know, I have no web presence, and I don't know that there's many people who really do know me that much anymore.