You know what is good about these Dixie Chicks burnings or bashings? It's a wonderful, wonderful way for really stupid people to hook up. They meet, they throw some things on the fire, they talk about Vin Diesel, they tell stories about who their favorite Fox anchor is, they exchange phone numbers and in some cases has led to marriages.

A war is going to destroy our economy even further. It's going to be a threefold humanitarian disaster.

I guess when your heart gets broken, you sort of start to see the cracks in everything.

My hell is going to be the stairmaster wing of Dante's inferno, where they're gonna tape my feet to the pedals and the only music I get is Michael Bolton karaoke style.

I think we all remember where we were when Rush Hour hit the water. That was an important day.

Boy, does that give you street cred for years after, if you tell people you were on 'The Larry Sanders Show!'

I don't understand why, in entertainment, the hours are as long as they are. It seems like everything takes forever, and no one can tell you why exactly.