How is it that this debate has been twisted on its head, that somehow those that advocate peace and diplomacy are anti-American?

For my stand-up, I always have my notebook with me and if something strikes me, I'll write it down.

First of all, "redneck" is a state of mind, not a person. So the "racist redneck" thing is a state of mind, not a geographical location. So I don't mean to imply that it's just Southerners. And if you don't recognize the racist underpinnings and the emotional reactive response you're getting from these teabaggers because we have a black president, then you are either being dishonest, or you've never seen the teabaggers.

The first Tea Party protest was scheduled for Inauguration Day. So what were they upset about? Which part of the job he was doing before he even did it were they upset about? Secondly, if they claim to be upset with government corruption, government takeover, crazy spending, where were they from 2000 to 2008? Right? And why weren't they protesting the stolen elections?

I don't know that I would need to be famous as a Middle East policy expert to see that unilateral imperialism is bad policy.

Nothing translates worse than comedy into the printed word.

I would have to say loneliness is next to uncleanliness.