How is it that this debate has been twisted on its head, that somehow those that advocate peace and diplomacy are anti-American?

All roads lead to my dogs, don't they?

Sage advice? If you're drunk, stay away from the phone. You can't get the answering machine message back.

I'm a sucker for any guy with an accent with any kind.

Blood may be thicker than water, but it is still sticky, unpleasant and generally nauseating.

Evil is in the face of every frat guy that ever raised a beer cup and went "whoooooo!"

My hell is going to be the stairmaster wing of Dante's inferno, where they're gonna tape my feet to the pedals and the only music I get is Michael Bolton karaoke style.