How is it that this debate has been twisted on its head, that somehow those that advocate peace and diplomacy are anti-American?

The inked fingers and the position of them, which is gonna be a 'Daily Show' photo already, of them signaling in this [Nazi salute] manner, as if they have solidarity with the Iraqis who braved physical threats against their lives to vote as if somehow these inked-fingered Republicans have something to do with that.

Sage advice? If you're drunk, stay away from the phone. You can't get the answering machine message back.

I would say just in general, in life, I'm more willing to be animated as a person, and so obviously onstage as well.

You know, I have no web presence, and I don't know that there's many people who really do know me that much anymore.

The term 'celebrity' makes my skin crawl.

Red flag of the eating disorder: the muffin. Keep your eye on the ladies with the muffins... and sometimes I'll just eat the muffin top.