My dream would be to be on a show that shoots in New York, because I live here, and then I could walk to work.

Tina Fey is part of a generation of women who have changed the face of comedy at 'Second City,' 'SNL,' in sitcoms and in film.

Men are allowed to age. Men are allowed to gain weight. Men are allowed to be quirky looking.

He said that faith is like a glass of water. When you're young, the glass is small, and it's easy to fill up. But the older you get, the bigger the glass gets, and the same amount of liquid doesn't fill it anymore. Periodically, the glass has to be refilled.

Taking into account the public's regrettable lack of taste, it is incumbent upon you not to fit in.

I think we all remember where we were when Rush Hour hit the water. That was an important day.

We got married drunk in Vegas . . . We dated for a year, and we got married at a drive-through chapel in a cab. [We thought] you have to go down to the courthouse and sign papers and stuff, so who knew? We were married, and apparently now that [Rob] is getting married for real, his lawyer dug up something.