I'm not a disciplined writer.

The world would be better off with multiple superpowers. When Communist USSR was a superpower, the world was better off.

You can tell a lot about a person by how excited they are to do the Macarena.

The directing thing, to do it well, I think you have to have a hell of a lot more discipline than I do, or be a lot more willing to really take charge of whole large group of people than I feel comfortable doing - because a director really has to run everything, and be very confident in their ability to do so.

I'm a sucker for any guy with an accent with any kind.

I don't even know why somebody's Twittering as me. I don't understand it, and I wish that it would stop. But there's nothing that can be done. It's so terrible.

I did not support Operation Desert Fox.