I'm not a disciplined writer.

I would say just in general, in life, I'm more willing to be animated as a person, and so obviously onstage as well.

We're our own worst enemies a lot of the time, but I still blame men.

I don't hate myself, as a general rule. I'd say the best way to describe it is that I have moments of self-loathing at fairly regular intervals.

Many people feel that mass acceptance and smooth socialization are desirable life paths for a young adult… Many people are often wrong… Don’t bother being nice. Being popular and well liked is not in your best interest. Let me be more clear; if you behave in a manner pleasing to most, then you are probably doing something wrong. The masses have never been arbiters of the sublime, and they often fail to recognize the truly great individual. Taking into account the public’s regrettable lack of taste, it is incumbent upon you not to fit in.

Iraq is a manufactured conflict for the sake of geopolitical dominance in the area.

For my stand-up, I always have my notebook with me and if something strikes me, I'll write it down.