You know George W. Bush is a war-time president, he says - proudly. Guess what. War is failure! When you are at war, you have failed! When you have gone to a war of choice and lied about it, you're a double-triple, triple-quadruple failure! Or a warlord. It's called a warlord in other countries. A war time president here. One man's ceiling I guess is another man's floor. George Bush is a warlord. He's a failure!

... being a feminist means that you believe in civil rights and social justice.

I'm sorry for being me. I won't ever do it again.

I truly believe a woman's weight is a political issue, and if one young woman out there can see me and not feel crummy about herself, that's a good thing.

I wound up getting a lot of other opportunities in the nineties, and then sort of as quickly as it started, it just as quickly ended around 2001. And so yeah, I'd love to continue acting but it's just not up to me.

Men are allowed to age. Men are allowed to gain weight. Men are allowed to be quirky looking.

Boy, does that give you street cred for years after, if you tell people you were on 'The Larry Sanders Show!'