I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things.

A war is going to destroy our economy even further. It's going to be a threefold humanitarian disaster.

I'm grateful for any opportunity to act.

I've got no problem with religion if you're going to use it for the good, like Gandhi or Martin Luther King. But that's rarely the case when it comes to politics. It's usually used as a con.

Leaving your ears open to the suggestions of others only closes the mind's eye, thereby creating a type of spiritual glaucoma.

I should also say, in general, I just drank a lot. I shouldn't characterize it as "to get the courage to perform." It was just an in-general nighttime activity. It definitely made it easier when I started doing stand-up. It was just much simpler to do a couple of shots. It made my nerves go away, for the most part. It just was something I sort of relied on for about the first four years.

You young people with your twittering and your creating of content. Or what is it - queefing? I don't know what you young people are calling it.