The term 'celebrity' makes my skin crawl.

I absolutely realize that a celebrity spokesperson is not ideal.

I can't wait for the next fad though, and I predict it's going to be Pennsylvania dutch culture, very Amish. It's going to be bonnets and butter churns.

Should have dogs before they have kids. Everybody.

I was too ignorant to realize, "Oh, this will be difficult."

The reason a person is a republican is because something is wrong with them. Again, that's science - that's neuroscience. You cannot be well adjusted, open-minded, pluralistic, enlightened and be a republican.

Leaving your ears open to the suggestions of others only closes the mind's eye, thereby creating a type of spiritual glaucoma.