The term 'celebrity' makes my skin crawl.

I don't even know why somebody's Twittering as me. I don't understand it, and I wish that it would stop. But there's nothing that can be done. It's so terrible.

If you don't recognize the racist element in the teabag movement, you're either dishonest, or you've never seen the teabag movement, or heard of it, or been acquainted with it in any way.

Blood may be thicker than water, but it is still sticky, unpleasant and generally nauseating.

Boy, does that give you street cred for years after, if you tell people you were on 'The Larry Sanders Show!'

I don't know that I would need to be famous as a Middle East policy expert to see that unilateral imperialism is bad policy.

So, apparently, if you are a pre-sentient mass of cells, this country will protect you and your rights to the n-th degree. If you have made the mistake of becoming an Iraqi citizen, apparently we can just drop bombs on you with impunity.