Sage advice? If you're drunk, stay away from the phone. You can't get the answering machine message back.

Boy, does that give you street cred for years after, if you tell people you were on 'The Larry Sanders Show!'

I feel like the American people are being lied to and manipulated. President Bush is trying to force 9/11 and Saddam together.

Here's what the right-wing has in, there's no shortage of the natural resources of ignorance, apathy, hate, fear. As long as those things are in the collective conscious and unconscious, the Republicans will have some votes.

I say at this point, for different reasons, Bush and Hussein are both very threatening to world peace and to deny that is to be incredibly naive.

This dress exacerbates the genetic betrayal that is my legacy.

You know, I have no web presence, and I don't know that there's many people who really do know me that much anymore.