I was too ignorant to realize, "Oh, this will be difficult."

This dress exacerbates the genetic betrayal that is my legacy.

I actually was class clown, but I don't know how that happened because I've never been considered an outwardly funny person-as the people in this room will attest.

I was terrified of being on television - and also I overcompensated, I'm sure, because I know I did this in my personal life too at the time, when I was younger.

I don't really have funny things to say about politics. I wish I did, but I don't.

To a right-winger, unions are awful. Why do right-wingers hate unions? Because collective bargaining is the power that a worker has against the corporation. Right-wingers hate that.

You young people with your twittering and your creating of content. Or what is it - queefing? I don't know what you young people are calling it.