The directing thing, to do it well, I think you have to have a hell of a lot more discipline than I do, or be a lot more willing to really take charge of whole large group of people than I feel comfortable doing - because a director really has to run everything, and be very confident in their ability to do so.

I was terrified of being on television - and also I overcompensated, I'm sure, because I know I did this in my personal life too at the time, when I was younger.

Sage advice? If you're drunk, stay away from the phone. You can't get the answering machine message back.

A war is going to destroy our economy even further. It's going to be a threefold humanitarian disaster.

I don't have a good work ethic. I have a real casual relationship with hours.

So, apparently, if you are a pre-sentient mass of cells, this country will protect you and your rights to the n-th degree. If you have made the mistake of becoming an Iraqi citizen, apparently we can just drop bombs on you with impunity.

The Bible, I've said it before, is a beautifully written work of fiction.