Taking into account the public's regrettable lack of taste, it is incumbent upon you not to fit in.

Iraq is a manufactured conflict for the sake of geopolitical dominance in the area.

I guess when your heart gets broken, you sort of start to see the cracks in everything.

Listen, young people, I understand narcissism - clearly. But at least I have the decency to hate myself. And that's what's missing from the young people. They don't have the debilitating self-loathing and the second guessing.

Sage advice? If you're drunk, stay away from the phone. You can't get the answering machine message back.

Is being an idiot like being high all the time?

I was thrilled to work opposite Carl Reiner and Robert De Niro. Mr. Reiner was very chatty and delightful, but I learned that if you want Robert De Niro to like you, don't speak at all, and he'll be friendly to you.