I'm a sucker for any guy with an accent with any kind.

The teabaggers - do I know every single one of them? No. Can I see that there's a lot of racist bullshit going on? Absolutely. Would it have been welcome to see more of these "anti-government" types around after the stolen election? It would have been good to see it. I wouldn't have liked to see them with their immigrant-bashing and their stupid signs.

Leaving your ears open to the suggestions of others only closes the mind's eye, thereby creating a type of spiritual glaucoma.

We're our own worst enemies a lot of the time, but I still blame men.

People think that you are a nasty, selfish person if you don`t want to have children.

I feel like the American people are being lied to and manipulated. President Bush is trying to force 9/11 and Saddam together.

As you can tell from watching the show, I'm not a strong joke writer per se.