I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things. The glass is always half-empty. And cracked. And I just cut my lip on it. And chipped a tooth.

The handful of corporations that own most of the media outlets have an interest in reflecting establishment views.

I guess intractable right-wing ideologues are my mortal enemy.

I was terrified of being on television - and also I overcompensated, I'm sure, because I know I did this in my personal life too at the time, when I was younger.

I was too ignorant to realize, "Oh, this will be difficult."

Evil is in the face of every frat guy that ever raised a beer cup and went "whoooooo!"

We got married drunk in Vegas . . . We dated for a year, and we got married at a drive-through chapel in a cab. [We thought] you have to go down to the courthouse and sign papers and stuff, so who knew? We were married, and apparently now that [Rob] is getting married for real, his lawyer dug up something.