A war is going to destroy our economy even further. It's going to be a threefold humanitarian disaster.

I was thrilled to work opposite Carl Reiner and Robert De Niro. Mr. Reiner was very chatty and delightful, but I learned that if you want Robert De Niro to like you, don't speak at all, and he'll be friendly to you.

You can tell a lot about a person by how excited they are to do the Macarena.

I'm a sucker for any guy with an accent with any kind.

Blood may be thicker than water, but it is still sticky, unpleasant and generally nauseating.

Listen, young people, I understand narcissism - clearly. But at least I have the decency to hate myself. And that's what's missing from the young people. They don't have the debilitating self-loathing and the second guessing.

I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things.