A war is going to destroy our economy even further. It's going to be a threefold humanitarian disaster.

My dream would be to be on a show that shoots in New York, because I live here, and then I could walk to work.

Not that I was ever an asshole but I used to be much more of a bulldozer.

Anybody who French bashes just might as well wear a badge that says 'I am a follower! I don't think for myself and I have no idea what I'm talking about.' That would be a French basher.

Like I said, I'm just grateful when anyone offers me a job. It's like, "Okay. I'll do it." FBI agent is one, too, when you get older. When you're kind of an older lady hard-ass, FBI tends to happen. It's just because I'd like to work rather than not work, so I'm just happy if somebody wants me to do anything.

Boy, does that give you street cred for years after, if you tell people you were on 'The Larry Sanders Show!'

You can tell a lot about a person by how excited they are to do the Macarena.