We got married drunk in Vegas . . . We dated for a year, and we got married at a drive-through chapel in a cab. [We thought] you have to go down to the courthouse and sign papers and stuff, so who knew? We were married, and apparently now that [Rob] is getting married for real, his lawyer dug up something.

So, apparently, if you are a pre-sentient mass of cells, this country will protect you and your rights to the n-th degree. If you have made the mistake of becoming an Iraqi citizen, apparently we can just drop bombs on you with impunity.

I feel like the American people are being lied to and manipulated. President Bush is trying to force 9/11 and Saddam together.

Until as women we all say, No! We are not going to starve ourselves, nothing is going to change. We're our own worse enemies sometimes but I still blame men.

I guess intractable right-wing ideologues are my mortal enemy.

Men are allowed to age. Men are allowed to gain weight. Men are allowed to be quirky looking.

You can tell a lot about a person by how excited they are to do the Macarena.