Not that I was ever an asshole but I used to be much more of a bulldozer.

For my stand-up, I always have my notebook with me and if something strikes me, I'll write it down.

You know, I've had Botox. The woman who does it is very good, obviously. Very conservative.

I don't even know why somebody's Twittering as me. I don't understand it, and I wish that it would stop. But there's nothing that can be done. It's so terrible.

I would say just in general, in life, I'm more willing to be animated as a person, and so obviously onstage as well.

We're our own worst enemies a lot of the time, but I still blame men.

I can do most anything and not have a problem with it. The only time I have negative attention is when I run naked through the streets brandishing a handgun.