I feel like the American people are being lied to and manipulated. President Bush is trying to force 9/11 and Saddam together.

All roads lead to my dogs, don't they?

I wound up getting a lot of other opportunities in the nineties, and then sort of as quickly as it started, it just as quickly ended around 2001. And so yeah, I'd love to continue acting but it's just not up to me.

You have to have a lot more dedication to what I'll call 'the machine,' ... I have 20 percent dedication. What's needed is 110 percent. You can't have it with the level of apathy I have.

As you can tell from watching the show, I'm not a strong joke writer per se.

You can tell a lot about a person by how excited they are to do the Macarena.

The directing thing, to do it well, I think you have to have a hell of a lot more discipline than I do, or be a lot more willing to really take charge of whole large group of people than I feel comfortable doing - because a director really has to run everything, and be very confident in their ability to do so.