You young people with your twittering and your creating of content. Or what is it - queefing? I don't know what you young people are calling it.
The world would be better off with multiple superpowers. When Communist USSR was a superpower, the world was better off.
As you can tell from watching the show, I'm not a strong joke writer per se.
Sex is the quickest way to ruin a friendship.
You can't have cinema by committee if you're trying to do it well.
If you don't do any self-examinations or see a doctor ever, you'll live forever. That's how you do it. The diagnosis is what gets you. You just have a don't ask, don't tell policy with any and all bodily functions.