First of all, "redneck" is a state of mind, not a person. So the "racist redneck" thing is a state of mind, not a geographical location. So I don't mean to imply that it's just Southerners. And if you don't recognize the racist underpinnings and the emotional reactive response you're getting from these teabaggers because we have a black president, then you are either being dishonest, or you've never seen the teabaggers.

I think we all remember where we were when Rush Hour hit the water. That was an important day.

I don't have a good work ethic. I have a real casual relationship with hours.

I did not support Operation Desert Fox.

You young people with your twittering and your creating of content. Or what is it - queefing? I don't know what you young people are calling it.

You know, I've had Botox. The woman who does it is very good, obviously. Very conservative.

German accents and Hassidic accents aren't that romantic. They're more harsh. Although Hebrew, when spoken by certain people, sounds beautiful. There's this beautiful woman I know who speaks Hebrew, and when she speaks, it's so attractive. Maybe it's who's speaking it.