It's not like I would see anyone and be like, "Oh yes, that person looks like maybe I had an impact on them." I don't think I did. I don't think I ever was that well known, to have an impact. And I haven't seen comics that I go, "Oh, yes! That person is terribly unprepared, with their notebook, and going off on 50 tangents. There you are. That's me."

The teabagger thing and the right-wing thing - they pick easy targets, and a female in the entertainment industry is low-hanging fruit. It's very easy to mock and marginalize people in general who are in the entertainment industry, for some reason. But then definitely there's the double standard and the misogyny that goes through it as well.

People think that you are a nasty, selfish person if you don`t want to have children.

I absolutely realize that a celebrity spokesperson is not ideal.

Sage advice? If you're drunk, stay away from the phone. You can't get the answering machine message back.

I despise in others my own characteristics.

The Bible, I've said it before, is a beautifully written work of fiction.