I don't need handcuffs to enslave a woman.

I may not be the most patient woman in the world, or the most glamorous, or the most athletic, but I'm right up there at the top of the line when it comes to resiliency.

I don't know if it's a good idea to give a woman a box of bullets when she's got a pimple.

Here's a basic difference between Morelli and me. My first thought was always of cake. His first thought was always of sex. Don't get me wrong. I like sex . . . a lot. But it's never going to replace cake.

My professional aspirations were simple - I wanted to be an intergalactic princess.

If she wasn't your grandmother I'd shoot her." Ranger

Cupcake, your middle name is trouble.