I got out of the tub and had to squelch a scream when I saw my reflection in the vanity mirror. My hair looked like it had taken 2000 volts and been spray starched
Since I write in first person and have no idea what goes on in men's heads.
Nice tackle, babe." Ranger
Cute? I think my testosterone level just dropped - Ranger
There's a small possibility that I might be a murder suspect" Stephanie
My mother drove back to the intersection. "Who are you dating?" "Don't ask," I said. I wasn't dating anyone. I was fornicating with Batman.