That's one of the things I like about Mary Lou. She's willing to believe the worst about anyone.

Some people learn from books, some listen to the advice of others, some learn from mistakes. I fit into the last category. So sue me.

Are you telling me your brain and your lady parts decided on a love fest bake-off winner?

Omygod, I haven’t got years. I’ll have to hide in the Bat Cave.” “Once you go to the Bat Cave it’s forever, babe.” Eeek.

Thinking very often resembles napping, but the intent is different. --Stephanie Plum

I met a real looker. He picked me up at the two dollar slot machines, so you know he's no cheapskate." Grandma Mazur

[Stephanie Plum]Jeez. No True Love" [Grandma Mazur] There's always been true love, but in my day, you either talked yourself into thinking you had it, or you talked yourself into thinking you didn't need it.