I shot that sucker right in the gumpy." Grandma Mazur

There's a small possibility that I might be a murder suspect" Stephanie

You're going to find this hard to believe, but cops aren't required to carry emergency condoms." Joe Morelli

Since I can barely write two books a year the best solution seems to be co-author projects. My goal isn't to get another writer to clone me... it's more to produce a book that shares my vision of positive, fun entertainment.

With the exception of dessert, food is food.

Are you afraid of me? Uh... yes.' The smile stayed fixed in place. 'You should be. You locked me in a refrigerator truck with three dead people. Sooner or later I'm going to get you for it.

I disconnected and made a mental note not to call Tank unless I was bleeding profusely, and he was the only other person on earth.