Nice dress you're almost wearing. You ever think about changing professions?" -Ranger

they have enough testosterone between them, if testosterone were electricity they could light up New York City for the month of August

Morelli beeped his truck unlocked. “If you’re looking for your rent-a-cop, I told Ranger you’d be with me this morning.” “Did he make you take a blood oath that you’d protect me?” “He asked me if I had adequate health insurance.

There's a small possibility that I might be a murder suspect" Stephanie

No one expected a first year engineering student to build the perfect bridge.

Look at you! You look like Rangeman Barbie. You got a gun and everything. -Lula

Thinking very often resembles napping, but the intent is different. --Stephanie Plum