Turns out, that's how it is with weddings. You just keep getting in deeper and deeper until you want to throw up.

You've been busy using your breaking and entering skills," I said. "I just enter. I don't usually break." "You broke down Pitch's door." "Lost my temper." -Ranger and Stephanie

You're such a cupcake.

From the look on your face, I'd say you know him." I nodded. "Sold him a cannoli when I was in high school." Connie grunted. "Honey, half of all the women in New Jersey have sold him their cannoli

It was dark and raining, with bad visibility, but this was Jersey, and we don't slow down for anything.

I’ll be real discreet,” Tank said. As discreet as a six-foot-six, no-neck guy weighing three hundred and fifty pounds, all dressed in black SWAT clothes, with a Glock holstered at his side could be.

Make sure your main characters are likeable. They can be flawed, but your readers need to be able to root for them.