Turns out, that's how it is with weddings. You just keep getting in deeper and deeper until you want to throw up.

He had a body like batman

Am I to assume you would rather not have us as clients?"
 "Let me think about that for a nanosecond," Dickie said. "Yes! Last time you were in my office you tried to kill me."
 "That's an exaggeration. Maim you, yes. Kill you, probably not."


Well, sure, but I don't bring God into it. I think shower massage might have been invented by the devil. God invented the missionary position.

I see you looking at my cookies,' my father said to Morelli. 'Don't even think about it. Go get your own cookies.

Transitions are critically important. I want the reader to turn the page without thinking she's turning the page. It must flow seamlessly.

Are we fighting?" I asked Morelli. "No. Were discussing." "Are you sure?" "Am I yelling?" Morelli asked. "Is my face purple? Are the cords on my neck standing out? Am I waving my arms around?" "No." "The were not fighting.