I stuck my tongue out at him because I was feeling exceptionall mature.

I am not menopausal. I just wanted half an hour alone. Is that too much to ask? A crappy half hour!

Was a fast easy reading, Good to take your mind off of anything serious for a while

That’s nice of you, but it’s not necessary to loan me a car.” “I loan you cars all the time.” “And I almost always destroy them or lose them. I have terrible luck with cars.” “Working at Rangeman is a high-stress job, and you’re one of our few sources of comic relief. I give you a car and my men start a pool on how long it will take you to trash it. You’re a line item in my budget under entertainment.

I rushed us out of your parents' house because I didn't think I could manage two hours at the dinner table with everyone focused on Joe Loosey's joystick sitting in the refrigerator next to the applesauce.

Honey, a man can't keep his gun in a cookie jar. It just isn't done.

Good thing he's dead," Lula said, "or that would have hurt like the devil.