There's me and then there's you, and you aren't ever going to be as good as me, Sweet Thing." Ranger

Thinking very often resembles napping, but the intent is different. --Stephanie Plum

If she wasn't your grandmother I'd shoot her." Ranger

Everyone knows you can't see death cooties. Take my word for it, that couch has the biggest, fattest death cooties that ever existed. That couch has the mother of all death cooties. – Lula

If I let her in I'm doomed. It's like inviting a vampire into your house. Once you've invite them in, that's it, you're good as dead!

Stephanie,' Valerie said. 'She's going to have a baby, and she's getting married.' My father was confused. He looked around the room. No Joe. No Ranger. His eyes locked on Diesel. 'Not the psycho,' he said. Diesel blew out a sigh. My father turned to my mother. 'Get me the carving knife. Make sure it's sharp.

I could use some help with an FTA. What's your problem? He's old, and I'll look like a loser if I shoot him.