There's me and then there's you, and you aren't ever going to be as good as me, Sweet Thing." Ranger

Truth is, I'm a good Catholic girl. The faith has always been elusive, but the guilt is intractable.

Men are like shoes. Some fit better than others. And sometimes you go out shopping and there's nothing you like. And then, as luck would have it, the next week you find two that are perfect, but you don't have the money to buy both."-

I think I got a bruise from landing on you. I hear bacon is real good for healing a bruise.

Life is about survival of the fittest, and Jersey is producing the master race.

Maybe your pregnant. Oops, hold on, you're not pregnant, on account of you're not gettin any.

Cute? I think my testosterone level just dropped - Ranger