Maybe your pregnant. Oops, hold on, you're not pregnant, on account of you're not gettin any.

You never want to look in a mirror," Lula said. "Men love mirrors. They look at themselves doing the deed and they see Rex the Wonder Horse. Women look at themselves and think they need to renew their membership at the gym.

Ranger Smiled. 'You want me to be Superman? Spend the night with me.

I need to look like an idiot at least twice a day to keep myself humble.

I could use some help with an FTA. What's your problem? He's old, and I'll look like a loser if I shoot him.

It was dark and raining, with bad visibility, but this was Jersey, and we don't slow down for anything.

Nice tackle, babe." Ranger