I need to look like an idiot at least twice a day to keep myself humble.

The note wasn't signed, but I could tell it was from Morelli by the way my nipples got hard.

Happens to me all the time...People are always underestimating my dumbness.

Babe,' Ranger said. 'Do something with her.' And he disconnected. I called Ranger back. 'No,' I said. 'And I need information on Jelly Kantner. His apartment got blown up, and I need to find him.' And I should do this why?' Because you like me.' There was a full beat of silence. 'I do,' Ranger said. 'I like you a lot. Sometimes I'm not sure why. Give me a couple minutes.

It's not the pizza, darlin', its my masculine presence." Joe Morelli

I was waiting for my body receipt when Morelli walked in. He nodded to Ranger and grinned at me in my whiteness. “I was at my desk, and Mickey told me I had to come out to take a look,” Morelli said. “It’s floor,” I told him. “I can see that. If we add some milk and eggs, we can turn you into a cake.

Calories don’t count if they’re connected to a celebration. Everyone knows this.